Friday, August 28, 2009

I AM COMPLETELY INSANE

Just made the HUGE, CATASTROPHIC mistake of looking at the Nation's Triathlon photo gallery.

WHAT THE HECK AM I THINKING!!?!?!?!?!?

These photos scared the CRAP out of me! How am I supposed to swim for a MILE?!? Goodness gracious, I have completely lost my mind. If I'm not crying, vomiting, or delirious throughout this ENTIRE race, I will consider it a success. Right now my big fear is that they will be dragging me out of the water, a deranged, babbling mess after I try to doggie paddle my way back. And then what? Only on to a terrifying bike ride of doom.

The weekend forecasts are for rain, meaning that I won't even be able to seriously train.

I am going to die. That is the basic moral of the story. There is no way that I will ever survive this and I am absolutely doubting my sanity.

1 comment:

emilyg said...

You are definitely insane, but you will be fine. You have been working for this and I am unfailing confident that you will cross the finish line upright and smiling! Faith chica!!