Why do I love the NY Times? Because they print articles like this!!
What's the moral of the story? Running is not only good for you, but human beings are MADE TO RUN! We are born for it! When God created Adam and Eve, He was like, go, move your gluteus maximus (butt) as I have made it ONLY FOR RUNNING!!!!!
Are you not inspired!? How can you not be? What a fantastic article, New York Times. I applaud you for your efforts in the fight against American Obesity.
Also...I found out today that my birthday is on WORLD RUN DAY! Was I born under a lucky star or WHAT.
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(Please note my advanced use of hyperlinks in this post.)
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